Jimmy Kimmel: Hodor on Family Feud
Sunday, June 16 is also the season finale of Game of Thrones. Kimmel loves Game of Thrones. So do I. I can’t wait. Hodor is one of his favorite characters. I love Hodor! He’s a big guy that carries a little boy around and only says his name, “Hodor.” Kimmel showed him on Family Feud. He just said Hodor and kept losing. It was hilarious. “That’s disappointing for the whole Hodor family,” Kimmel said.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live: Donald Sterling Mentally Incapacitated
The sale of the LA Clippers got even more complicated. Donald Sterling changed his mind about selling then sent a statement calling the people at the NBA “incompetent, hypocrites, bullies, and despicable monsters.” He said, “We have to fight for our rights as Americans. We have to fight these despicable monsters. This is the reason I will not sell my team.” Kimmel joked that he’s a freedom fighter, which was hysterical.
Yesterday, his wife Shelley asked the court to give her the authority to sell on the grounds that her husband was mentally incapacitated. He was examined by two neurologists and did not fare well. He couldn’t put numbers on a blank clock face, which is a common test. “Here’s another test: if you’re trying to stop somebody from giving you $2 billion, you might be mentally incapacitated,” Kimmel said. It was great, but he actually seemed angry about it.
Kimmel said he had to be fair to Sterling. The clock was Flavor Flav’s clock. That makes things more difficult. Shelley has a court date. The NBA also put a deadline on the sale and then they can seize the team. “And that’s when Oprah and I can swoop in and take it,” Kimmel said. That would be great! “This game is about to go into Oprah time,” he said.
Jimmy Kimmel: Miami Heat Lie Witness News
Kimmel showed the Lie Witness News for Miami Heat fans. They talked about the Spurs’ “man-to-man Grindr app.” They talked about the Baratheon defense from Game of Thrones, which is better than the Stark defense and the Targaryan offense. The guy being interviewed for that part was ridiculous. They talked about the Flatiza and Heat center Cream my Jeans. They also talked about the Heat turning “down the what” and remember the player Da Alamo. They yelled it out. It was hilarious. Kimmel was still in a lot of pain from the soccer incident after the video.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live: This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Kimmel did “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship,” which is when they unnecessarily bleep things out to make them sound bad. It was hilarious. It was so inappropriate and funny. It ended with a really intense wrestling shot.