Ellen: Taylor Swift Interview
Ellen found out Taylor Swift’s relationship status and then talked about Taylor’s new Wonderstruck perfume. She also heard about an embarrassing incident in which Taylor’s dress was blown over her head at a concert, revealing the Spandex under shorts she was wearing.
Ellen: Taylor Swift Single
Ellen showed a video of a recent exclusive interview she conducted with Taylor Swift. The interview was really funny and awkward and revealed that Taylor Swift has no boyfriend.
First, Ellen told Taylor to finish the statment, “I am Taylor ‘blank'” by filling in the blank.
Taylor seemed very confused and asked whether that was a trick question.
“I think just birth-certificate-wise, it’s Swift,” Taylor said.
Then Ellen asked her to fill in the blank for, “I am Taylor Swift. I am dating ‘blank.'”
“I’m not dating anyone,” she said.
Carrying the joke further, Ellen asked her to fill in the blank for, “I am Taylor Swift and my publicist told me to say ‘blank.'”
“My publicist told me not to answer any personal questions,” Taylor said.
“Now we’re getting somewhere,” Ellen said.
Ellen Onstage With Taylor Swift In Los Angeles
Ellen recently joined Taylor Swift onstage on August 28, 2011, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. She even performed auxiliary percussion on some songs.
Ellen joked about how she was upset that Taylor hadn’t called her since then to ask her back onstage.
“I thought maybe you’d be calling me, saying, ‘Hey why don’t you join me in Houston?'” Ellen said.
“I’m sorry,” Taylor said. “I forgot.”
Ellen: Taylor Swift Speak Now Tour
Ellen asked Taylor what it’s like to get to repeatedly perform in front of tens of thousands of people.
“It’s unbelievable getting to be on tour,” Taylor said. “We keep extending the tour. It’s finally ending next month but it’s been like a 98 city tour.”
Ellen expressed amazement at how wildly successful Taylor’s concerts are.
“You just sold out 55,000 seats in Dallas!” she said.
“It’s been amazing,” Taylor said. “For a big portion of the show, I just stand there and stare at the audience.”
Ellen: What Taylor Swift Thinks About Onstage
“What do you think about onstage?” Ellen asked Taylor Swift.
Taylor said that sometimes her mind wanders.
“I catch myself because I’m like, ‘Focus! Focus!'” Taylor said. “Sometimes I’ll be like, ‘Oh my gosh–cats are so cute! I should get a cat.’ Then I’m like, ‘I’m on stage right now!'”
While Taylor was talking about cats, Ellen had a comical expression of mild disgust on her face.
“I’m sorry,” Ellen said. “I was thinking about my dry cleaning. What were you saying?”
Ellen: Taylor Swift’s Dress Flies Over Her Head
“Tell people this incident that happened to you,” Ellen said to Taylor.
Taylor told the story of how her dress flew over her head at one of her shows because the fans that blow at her during her performance were on when they weren’t supposed to be.
Ellen showed a picture that was taken at the show. It was of Taylor’s backside and indeed, her dress had been blown up near her head.
“Let me remind you, those are shorts!” Taylor said.
As much as Taylor tried to downplay the incident, they definitely weren’t shorts. Granted, they covered her all of her butt and her upper thigh. But they were so tight that the crack of her butt was readily discernible. She was clearly very embarrassed by it.
“It’s not a big deal,” she said.
“It’s not but if it happens again…” Ellen said and pulled out an enormous pair of underwear that read, “Watch Ellen Everyday” across the butt.
“This is nice,” Ellen said of the underwear. “This may not be your size. This may be a bedspread for a child’s bed.”
Ellen: Taylor Swift Billboard Woman of the Year Award
Ellen commended Taylor Swift for recently becoming the youngest female to ever receive Billboard’s ‘Woman of the Year’ Award.
Ellen especially admired Taylor because she hasn’t let her success change who she is as a person.
“You have an enormous amount of fame and attention and you really have stayed that same person I met so long ago,” Ellen said.
Ellen: Taylor Swift Wonderstruck Perfume Review
Ellen asked Taylor Swift how she named her new Wonderstruck perfume.
“It’s called wonderstruck because of a lyric in one of my songs,” Taylor said.
Ellen asked what the perfume smells like and Taylor didn’t give a very easy answer.
“There’s all kinds of stuff in there,” she said. “It’s got vanilla, and amber, and freesia, also notes of peach and also raspberry.”
“Does your boyfriend like the way it smells?” Ellen asked.
“I don’t have one!” Taylor said. “I for real don’t have a boyfriend. I sit by myself and I watch Law and Order. I don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t have even kind of a boyfriend.”
“That’s pathetic,” Ellen said teasingly.
Ellen rationalized Taylor’s unremarkable romantic life by saying, “You’re busy. You’re very very busy.”
Taylor said that she thinks it’s important to be comfortable being single. She said she doesn’t want to be some one who dates compulsively.
“I want to be the girl who, when she falls in love, it’s a big deal and it’s rare thing,” Taylor said.
“Take it from me, you don’t need boys,” Ellen said. “You don’t.”
That moment made the whole audience laugh uproariously because Ellen is gay and thus has never had any interest in men.