The Talk: Real Housewives
The Talk co-hosts welcomed Real Housewife Lisa Vanderpump to the table, filling in for the vacationing Sharon Osbourne, who basically never shows up to work anymore. Find out about the Royal Baby Scandal and the latest Real Housewives drama.
Lisa Vanderpump is getting her own spinoff series, Vanderpump Rules, and she brought her Pomeranian Jiggy with her. This dog has alopecea, apparently, which is why she dresses him up all the time, to cover his lack of fur.
The Talk: Kate Middleton Royal Baby Scandal
Two radio hosts from 2DayFM Australia pulled a prank that is making international headlines. The radio team impersonated Prince Charles and the Queen of England to get personal medical information about Kate Middleton’s hospitalization for extreme morning sickness.
The Talk had audio from the broadcast, and I don’t know what the queen really sounds like, but that sounds pretty fake to me. Lisa Vanderpump tried her own impression, which at least sounded more dignified.
The Talk: Kathy Hilton Lisa Vanderpump Prank Call
Lisa revealed that her socialite friend Kathy Hilton prank called the Beverly Hills Hotel looking for Jiggy, Lisa’s dog. Lisa didn’t think Kathy would be too happy she was telling this story on TV, but I think it’s nice that rich people make prank calls just like teenagers.
The Talk: Kate Middleton Nurse Scammed
Sara Gilbert said she’s heartbroken for the nurse being so naive, but Sarah suspected that her own children would have known this was a prank. But how do you say no to the Queen of England? Aisha Tyler said the fake dog barking in the background was another clue.
Sheryl Underwood wondered whether the queen even makes her own phone calls, and couldn’t believe that anyone could just call and get information about someone in the hospital. Julie Chen agreed there should be better rules in place.
The Talk: Kim Richards Sobriety Party
The latest drama from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had to do with the Kim Richards Sobriety Party, marking the housewife’s sobriety. Kim is a recovering alcoholic, but her co-stars weren’t shy about drinking in front of her.
Yolanda Foster, a fellow castmate, said she was annoyed with the behavior of others who drank in front of Kim at her party. Lisa Vanderpump claims it was not actually a “sobriety party.” She said she and her co-stars spend a lot of time together, and Yolanda wasn’t drinking that night for medical reasons.
I don’t know who any of these people are. I am afraid if I start watching one of these Housewives shows, I will get addicted. I would rather just get reports from Sheryl Underwood, who concluded that “these rich white people have a lot of fun drinking.”
You can see the chat for yourself with this video.
The Talk: What Kind Of Drunk Are You?
Julie Chen asked the co-hosts to explain: what kind of drunk are you? Aisha Tyler has an off switch to keep from getting out of control. She does like to take care of friends if they become inebriated.
Sara Gilbert said she doesn’t overdo it, and is focused on appearing sober at all times, because “I have control issues.” Julie called herself a friendly drunk, but the only thing that works for her is vodka. But she has a cousin who is a nasty drunk, which makes for some interesting holidays with the family.