The Doctors’ 5,000th Episode
Because The Doctors just celebrated their 1,000th episode, they imagined what they might talk about on The Doctors’ 5,000th episode. They really committed to the joke. Dr. Travis and Dr. Jim Sears both had grey in their hair and had make-up on their faces to make them look older. But Dr. Andrew Ordon looked exactly the same. He said it was because of botox and the gravity in space. Dr. Travis’ doctors orders also included eating “lunar berries.”
The Doctors: Future Of Medicine
The Doctors News In 2:00 reported that there’s a rising trend of women buying positive pregnancy tests online to lure unsuspecting boyfriends into marrying them.
Dr. Travis said that there’s lot of new advancements in medicine right now. There’s a new membrane out there that fits over the heart like a glove and helps the heart beat forever. Dr. Rachael said with this invention, we could live to 150. If you have a heart attack, it can take over. Dr. Travis wondered what they all would look like after 10,000 episodes. Dr. Andrew Ordon joked about putting the membrane over the whole body.
The Doctors: Buying Positive Pregnancy Tests
Then it was on to The Doctors News In 2:00, where The Doctors talked about the rising trend of women buying positive pregnancy tests to elicit a marriage proposal from unsuspecting boyfriends. The pregnancy tests online go for $15-70. The ads say that no questions will be asked.
The Doctors: Spray Gets Rid Of DNA
For $99, you can eliminate any trace of your DNA, according to a genetic privacy company. They’ve created a spray that can eliminate any traces of DNA left on any surface through saliva, hair, or eyelashes. The spray was created because the company believes it should be a choice how you share your medical records and with whom.
The Doctors: America’s Next Top Model Skin Condition Contestant
If you check out the upcoming season of America’s Top Model, you’ll see something very different. One contestant has a rare skin condition where her skin loses melanin, the pigment that causes color in the skin. Dr. Travis said he’ll be rooting for her when the new season debuts this summer.
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