Live! with Kelly & Michael: Chinese Man Almost Ships Himself to America
Whitney Cummings co-hosted Live! with Kelly and Michael with Michael Strahan and they went over the biggest headlines in the news this week.
Michael Strahan was fascinated by this morning’s headline of a Chinese man accidently shipping himself to America. The man was extremely drunk and climbed into what he thought was his bed and breakfast hotel. Turns out it was a shipping container. He awoke sealed up in the container on a ship. He ended up 18 meters (59 feet) in the air! Luckily, his cell phone was working and he was able to call for help. The crew looked through thousand of containers before finding him. He never got to America, but if he thought that was a B&B, I’m seriously concerned.
Do You Take Selfies? It Could Hurt Your Relationship
A poll found that people that take a lot of selfies have bad relationships. Relationship experts recommend having a social media talk about photos and cutting each other out of them. You should share the frame with your loved one in order to keep them in the loop. Whitney said that it’s a big move to add a person to your Instagram.
“You’ve got to both want to the same filter,” Cummings joked.
Kelly & Michael: Paco Fish in Sweden Attacking Men
Officials in Sweden are warning men to wear tight swim trunks. A fish called the Paco is attacking the private parts of men swimming in the area. The Paco has creepy, huge teeth that you don’t want anywhere on your body. Why he has an affinity for the nether regions is yet to be found.
Online Shopping a Sign of Loneliness
A new study shows that online shopping is a sign of being lonely. That’s really bad news for my retail therapy. Whitney agreed and said that she’s been online shopping for years, but now that she knows it’s a sign of loneliness she feels lonely. Will this change your retail therapy ways?
Live!: Virgin Atlantic Hiring Stand-Up Comics for Flights
Some of Virgin Atlantic’s flights in the UK are going to include stand up comics on the flights. Whitney gave a shout out to the airline, saying she was available and lonely. Please hire her.