Kelly & Michael: Kelly Skipped the Gym
Kelly Ripa skipped a day at the gym yesterday, and Michael was shocked! Kelly & Michael Strahan were still surprised that it’s so cold lately. They had to take out their winter clothes again.
They remembered that people used to put coats on the bed during dinner parties, and kids would roll around on the pile, and a coat would always get lost. “They thought the Red Moon was something else,” Michael said. This is even crazier. “Maybe the Red Moon did it,” Kelly said. She figured she got enough exercise moving the coats around.
Kelly and Michael: Fear of Public Speaking
Michael went to Las Vegas April 16. He went for work, not to gamble. He spoke at a conference for DirecTV. Kelly & Michael revealed that they’re both actually scared of public speaking. Michael was even scared as he was speaking to the audience. Kelly said she doesn’t believe there are cameras in the studio, just the people in the room. They talked about how anything can happen on live TV and sometimes they worry about whether or not they curse without realizing it.
Kelly & Michael: People Getting into the Wrong Cars
A daughter went on vacation and asked her mom to do some things for her and her friends. She had to move the cars on the opposite side of the street and feed the cat. She texted them to say she did it every day. They came back to find out that one of the cars was actually the wrong car. The key worked on the same model car.
Kelly’s done that. She said right away you could tell it was wrong. It’s like taking the wrong child home from day care. The car the woman was supposed to be moving never got a ticket
Kelly and Michael: Dogs Replacing Kids?
Kelly revealed that fewer women are opting to be moms of children. They’re getting dogs instead, specifically handbag-sized dogs. Michael said, “A dog is a dog. A dog is not a child.” You don’t get the same connection with a dog as you do with a child.
“There’s also no backtalk,” Kelly argued. Kelly dresses her dog, who hates it. Michael said he thinks all dogs hate it. Kelly’s dog, Chewy, gets a lot of attention and she thinks her children should be getting the attention too. Michael thinks you should still have babies. Dogs are becoming more and more like people every day.
Speaking of dogs, a dog got a jury duty notice. Its names is IV Griner. Kelly & Michael tried to imagine a dog on a jury.
Kelly & Michael: Kid Stuck in a Claw Machine Game
A little kid was found in an arcade claw machine. He’s three years old and his parents were freaking out. He was found playing with the stuffed animals. They think he crawled in the prize drop. Kelly talked about how you can never win that game.
The kid snuck out of his house. He slipped out of the unlocked door. “That kid is a magician,” Michael said. Kelly would have tried with the claw first before calling anybody just to see if she could finally win it.