Kelly & Michel: Friday
It’s Friday. Kelly said, “You asked for it, and you got it.” She wants to act like every day is Friday. Michael said you should act like it’s Friday during the day, not Friday during the night, though, because then it would be a drunk world.
Kelly & Michael: Kelly Ripa’s Skirt
Michael loved Kelly’s skirt. Kelly stood up to show it off. It’s not hers; she borrowed it. She said maybe she’ll buy it, or maybe Michael will buy it for her.
Kelly & Michael: Racehorse Nasal Strips
The Belmont Stakes is on Saturday, June 7 2014. Kelly brought up the nasal strips that California Chrome wears. It was really controversial, but now Breathe Right is sponsoring the Belmont Stakes. Kelly actually brought some nasal strips. She had said she wanted to try them and now she is!
Michael likes them. He explained how to put them on. They didn’t stick because of the makeup. Kelly showed the makeup on her strip. There was a lot. She said it was like a forensic experiment. Michael said he used to have a tube that would make it sticky.
Gelman’s stuck on because he doesn’t wear makeup, basically saying that real men don’t wear makeup. Michael wanted to tackle Gelman, but he didn’t want to get too close to him because people would notice that they were wearing the same shirt. Michael gave it to Gelman for Christmas a couple of years ago.
Kelly & Michael: Where Racehorses Come From
Michael talked about where the racehorses come from. Kentucky actually only produces 1/3 of the registered thoroughbred foals. California Chrome is the first horse from California to be up for the Triple Crown in history. Kelly’s daughter had a pony named 007. He associated Kelly’s bag with treats. He would stop practicing if he saw her with the bag because he wanted the treats.
Kelly & Michael: Frozen Divorce
Michael brought up Frozen. Everybody loves it. A lot of people have seen it even if they don’t have kids. There’s a woman who has been married to her husband for six years. They don’t have kids. He doesn’t like Frozen, so she’s getting a divorce.
There’s probably something wrong with that. There’s probably something else going on here. She apparently said, “If you can’t understand what makes this movie great, there’s something wrong with you as a human being.” I love Frozen, but that’s ridiculous. The husband said they didn’t have any problems before. Michael said she needs to “Let it go.”
Kelly & Michael: Arcade Divorce
In other divorcee news, a Manhattan man turned his apartment into a classic video game arcade and lost his fiancé in the process. Kelly was not surprised. The apartment was supposed to be their home, but he changed his Murray Hill apartment into an arcade instead. Kelly showed a picture of his bedroom. It was kind of awesome, but a tad extreme. Kelly said her 11-year-old would love it.
Kelly & Michael: Social Media Pre-Nup
There’s a new thing in pre-nuptial agreements. People are adding social media inclusions. If people tweet certain things about each other, they don’t have to pay them. They’re doing this because there’s so much social media lately. Kelly said she would have zero dollars because she tweets pictures of Mark every time he’s asleep. He does find that some clauses are ridiculous and nitpicky, though, like if a wife gains a certain amount of weight. It’s like, “I am shallow, sign this paper.”
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