Anderson Cooper Cohost, Toilet CPR & Coca Cola Life

Kelly & Michael: Anderson Cooper Won’t Dance

Kelly & Anderson Cooper cohosted again. Cooper would not dance once again. “Isn’t he dreamy?” Kelly said. She makes him nervous when she dances. He feels like he should dance too, but he’s too uptight. They’ve had fun times dancing before, but he doesn’t want to do it on TV because it will forever live on YouTube. “Nobody wants to see a middle aged white guy, with gray hair dancing,” Cooper said.

Kelly said that Cooper’s an amazing dancer. She called him rhythmic, but he thought that was hilarious. Cooper went to Kelly’s house a couple of weeks ago. Lola loves to dance. It made Cooper nervous. Kelly said that Lola does everything the same way. Lola doesn’t look at you, she stares past you and stares at herself in the mirror.

Kelly & Michael: Anderson Cooper Dolls

Kelly said that Cooper provided so much entertainment for Kelly last night when she came home. It was the kids’ last day of school and they had friends over. They were all dancing in the kitchen. While that was happening, Joaquin had discovered the dolls Cooper brought yesterday. Kelly brought a video. It was Joaquin paying with the dolls and singing with them. They were singing Italian opera, but it wasn’t Italian. It was really funny. He was playing with a Mark Conseulos doll that Cooper had brought yesterday but left backstage because he was “shy.” Mark loved it.

Kelly & Michael: Anderson Cooper Can’t Get Hot Water

Cooper lives in an old firehouse in New York. When you live in a house there’s a lot of stuff that you have to deal with that you don’t have to deal with when you live in an apartment building. Cooper hasn’t had hot water for the last four days and he can’t figure out how to make it work.

He went to the basement and looked at the machine. He taps it and pleads with it. He said he doesn’t know a plumber or who to call. Kelly said Mark will help him. Cooper said he’s thinking of just moving. Cooper said his partner should know how to do it. He keeps saying he’ll take care of it, but Cooper screams every morning when he gets into the shower.

Kelly & Michael: Toilet CPR

Cooper at least knows how to use a plunger when the toilet clogs. It makes him feel manly. He actually likes it. He said people don’t know how to repair cars anymore, but he can fix a toilet. There’s a new video for a product in South Korea for people who don’t like to use the plunger. Cooper showed part of the video.

Before playing it he said he would never use it because “it’s far too much involvement with said toilet.” You put the heel of your hand on the top of the toilet “and do CPR on the toilet.” Cooper was worried it would explode. Kelly once went to an exercise class. She needed to blow her nose, so she went to the bathroom and couldn’t find the garbage. She threw it into the toilet and flushed the toilet. Then the toilet started overflowing. It was really embarrassing. Cooper had that experience on an airplane. Kelly said you just have to say that, “I too am disgusting.” Cooper broke his friend’s toilet. They talked about blaming other people.

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Kelly & Michael: Coca Cola Life Review with Stevia

Coca Cola has a new kind of drink that they’re test marketing. They test marketed it in Argentina and now they’re going to do it overseas in Britain. It’s a green can and is called Coca Cola Life. It has a different kind of sugar called Stevia. It’s a plant extract. Kelly knew that. She’s a talk show host, so she has to know “three seconds worth of every type of information.”