David Letterman: Lance Armstrong Top 10
Lance Armstrong had the honor of being the subject of the night’s Top 10 list, before a performance by musical guest A$AP Rocky.
Late Show: Lance Armstrong Oprah Video
Lance Armstrong was in hot water earlier this year when he confessed to Oprah that he was using performance-enhancing drugs while racing.
But Dave joked that Lance confessed something Letterman suspected for a long time: “he is a lesbian.”
David Letterman: Lance Armstrong Vs Neil Armstrong
Was Oprah confused during the interview? Dave wondered why she kept asking about “walking on the moon.”
In a supposed clip from the interview, Dave questioned Lance’s health and appearance now that he is no longer taking the performance enhancers. In this video, he appeared as a frail old man. But bandleader Paul thought he looked the same.
Late Show: Lance Armstrong Doping
After winning seven Tour De France titles, Lance Armstrong admitted to Oprah Winfrey that he used performance-enhancing drugs. Dave wondered whether all drugs are bad, such as the drugs that help you get over illnesses.
That led up to the evening’s list, and made Dave question whether players should have the option to take advantage of steroids or other drugs.
David Letterman: Top 10 Other Lance Armstrong Revelations
- 10. Artificially enhanced his cycling shorts.
- 9. Still never leaves the house without several vials of clean urine.
- 8. Owns Texas estate known as “Rancho Decepto.”
- 7. Took steroids to work up the strength to admit taking steroids.
- 6. Once had an inappropriate relationship with an air hose.
- 5. Also has tattoo of Rex Ryan’s wife.
- 4. Has given up on making the Baseball Hall of Fame.
- 3. United States Postal Service paid him in stamps.
- 2. Started the website “Tour-De-Pants.”
- 1. Admitted to doping just to get on Oprah.
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