Jimmy Kimmel: Tom Cruise
Jimmy Kimmel talked about how all his guests Alyssa Milano, Boyz II Men, and Tom Cruise, have stood the test of time. Then he joked that Tom Cruise might already be there, dressed in black and dangling from the ceiling. He looked, but he wasn’t.
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Female Hurricanes
Jimmy Kimmel talked about Kendall & Kylie Jenner’s new book and how he didn’t realize he’d have to keep up with the Jenners too. (Phil Stafford / Shutterstock.com)
The University of Illinois and Arizona State looked at the 47 most damaging hurricanes over the last 60 years in the United States. On average, hurricanes with female names kill twice as many people because when a hurricane has a woman’s name, people take it less seriously. That’s really messed up. Kimmel said it could be because the female hurricanes want to hang around and cuddle afterwards. Kimmel thinks they should be called “Hurricane Oh Crap Here It Comes,” or “Hurricane Gary Busey.” Kimmel said that the message is, “Don’t be sexist or you will die.” That’s fair.
Jimmy Kimmel: Apple Software
Apple bought Beats headphones for $3 billion, but Kimmel said they lost them already. They unveiled two new operating systems. One has a new app with a health kit that monitors you. They also have something called Handoff that allows you to make calls from your computer through your iPhone.
There was a demo and the guy presenting it got some help from a “very big name.” It was Dr. Dre! Kimmel showed what Dr. Dre could have said during their call. Dr. Dre did not know who that other guy was. He said he was taking a nap at the time and was very angry.
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Rebels: City of Indra
Kimmel brought up Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s new book that they wrote: Rebels: City of Indra. It was released today. He said it was loose definitions of “wrote” and “book.” He said he agreed to keep up with Kardashians, but they said nothing of Jenners. He had a point!
Jimmy Kimmel: Foreigner or Not?
Summer’s almost here. Kids are out of school already. Hollywood’s getting a lot of visitors, so Kimmel and his cousin Sal played “Foreigner or not?” Kimmel had to guess if someone was a foreigner or not. He usually gets 30%-40% right. He was confused right away.
He ran out of time on the first one. She was from Moscow, Russia. She got an apple pie. He guessed the next one was a foreigner. He got it right! It was his first time in LA and was having a great time. He went on a celebrity house tour, but Kimmel said there’s nobody there in those houses. He got a pie too.
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