Ellen’s Good News Monologue
Ellen was glad to see everyone in the audience in such good moods today that it really put a smile on her face. Ellen knows it can be hard to watch TV nowadays with all the bad things happening around the world but she said there is always more good in the world than bad.
To help everyone at home watching Ellen feel a little bit happier today, she started off the show with some good news. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may be getting back together.
If you are the practical type, then this new product might make you happy. Ellen recently found a product that will revolutionize the world. It may even have men carrying purses. That’s right. Ellen found a wine purse. It is actually a box of wine that looks like a purse.
“I’m going to start wearing purses from now on,” Ellen said.
Ellen: Audience Wins Wine Purse and Tickets To 12 Days Of Giveaways
Ellen headed up into the audience to spread some more good news. She met one mother of three, Kim, who said she has kids ages 20, 17 and seven, and Ellen knew that was a cry for help so she gave the woman her very own wine purse. Next, she met a woman who was pregnant for the first time and she gave her tickets to her Mother’s Day show. Ellen then met a woman from out of town who she then sent to Crossroads, one of Ellen’s favorite restaurants in Los Angeles.
Last, she met a woman from Australia who was visiting her friends in the states for a 50th birthday party. Ellen gave her the chance to play What’s In Tony’s Box, a game where she only had to guess to get the prize. She guessed a diamond ring but the gift had a much higher value than a ring. It was a ticket to the 12 Days of Giveaways. While the woman was surprised at the gift, I think everyone else was a bit more surprised when Ellen revealed everyone in the audience would be coming back for 12 Days of Giveaways.
(If you watch the video below, let us know if you heard the woman make a meow noise when Ellen asked her what was in Tony’s box. Am I just hearing things?)
Ellen: Bad Audience Singers
Did you know this week is National Karaoke Week? To celebrate, Ellen got her audience into the mix during her show. Today she let them take control of the microphone as they sang “Locked Out of Heaven” by Bruno Mars. Ellen thought everyone would know the words, but as it turns out just knowing the words was the least of these amateur singers’ worries. From off pitch to off beat to off the song, these audience members sure know how to have fun even when they don’t know the words.
Check out the video below to watch their horrible singing.
Ellen: Classic Joke Tuesday
Why was the broom late? – It over swept.