Ellen: Loudest Audience Award
Ellen kicked off her show by informing her live studio audience that they officially won the award for the loudest audience Ellen had ever had. When they wouldn’t stop cheering, she clarified they don’t get anything for it, she just wanted them to know it.
Ellen TV: Winning the Lottery
Ellen said she was excited, because she just won the lottery. She got $5. She blew it all immediately on a 7-11 Big Gulp. She said she strapped it to her roof to get it home. Ellen said she was really excited because it comes with free refills.
Ellen: Big Gulps
Over the summer, Ellen was in Europe. She drank coffee and the coffee cups are really small. She held it up in comparison to the Big Gulp. She said she could fit 35 of the coffee cups in the Big Gulp.
“This could be a small town’s backup reservoir. That’s how I feel. True story. When I lived in San Francisco, my apartment was smaller than this and also didn’t have windows,” she joked.
It’s great, though, because it’s insulated, so it’ll keep your drink cold for two years. That’s how long it’ll take you to finish it, because it holds 52 ounces of whatever you want to drink. Ellen joked that she saw a man hold nacho cheese in there.
The human stomach can only hold 32 ounces. So how can you drink from the Big Gulp? Ellen said it was way too big. But she did saw you could fill it up and do arm curls with it. If you bought two, you could even have a home gym. And for cardio, you could dance.
Ellen TV: Game 7 of the World Series
Ellen said that last night was Game 7 of the World Series and she was really excited. She made jokes about when this episode was actually filmed, being vague on what happened during the game, because it hadn’t happened yet when the episode was taped.
“Did you see that one play that guy did? I was like, what? And the ball was like, what!” she said. “I want to congratulate the winners. You know who you are.”
Ellen said both the Royals and the Giants are winners in her book. She showed a video of the many stars at the game, including Eric Stonestreet, Paul Rudd, and a super-imposed Queen Elizabeth, who caught the ball. She likes anything Royal. That’s why she was there.