Ellen: Matthew Perry Go On
Matthew Perry charmed ladies on Friends and ruined men for women. Chandler Bing is up there in the standard of boys next door. They have to be funny, a little bit strange and have the looks of Matthew Perry. Maybe that’s just me.
Anyways, Ellen and Matthew always have fun together. She brought up a clip of his last time on the show. Ellen had just found out about the Topless Maids, a company in California that is exactly what it sounds like. She and Matthew called and inquired about their services. The company has since been discontinued.
Matthew said he plans to start Pantsless Lawyers. Wouldn’t that be hilarious on the side of a van?
Ellen: Live Clip Go On
Matthew was in People magazine’s men of the year section in their Channing Tatum issue last year. He said the only difference between him and Channing is that he doesn’t just bring a clip of his show to Ellen. Matthew brought along a co-star and did a live clip of his show Go On. Take that, Channing.
One of my favorite characters on the show, Mr. K, walked out. Mr. K is one weird dude. We have no idea why he is in the grief support group, he kept a Mr. Belvedere room in his home and he just shows up unannounced. In the live clip, Mr. K shows up at Ryan King’s (Matthew Perry) front door and asks to come in. Ryan says no and asks what he wants. Mr. K said he would like to give Ryan a hot oil massage. He promptly slammed the door in Mr. K’s face.
Ellen: Matthew Perry’s Weird Joke
Matthew said he wanted to share a joke that 50 percent think is funny and 50 percent think is just a string of words. Here it goes:
A man is walking down the street and he sees a man with a peach for a head. He tells the guy, “You have a peach for a head? How’d that happen?”
The man with a peach for a head says, “Well, it’s a funny story. I met a genie and he said I had three wishes. First, I wished to be rich and a man with a briefcase of money ran up and gave it to me. Second, I wanted to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world. Mila Kunis walked up to me and said we’re in love and getting married next month. Third, I asked to have a peach for a head.”
What do you think? Funny or just weird? Let us know how you like Matthew Perry’s joke in the comments.