Ellen: Jennifer Aniston Guest Co-Host?
Jennifer Aniston came by Ellen to talk about Horrible Bosses 2. She congratulated Ellen on her new chairs, which are white. For 11 years, Ellen had red velvet chairs. Now, they’re white ones.
Jennifer Aniston co-hosted with Ellen during her last visit. She said she’d love to co-host again. She also said if Ellen ever wanted to take a day off or a week off, she’d be willing to fill in. Jennifer Aniston said Ellen probably needed a break, especially since Portia is on TV now.
Ellen TV: Jennifer Aniston Thanksgiving
Last year, Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux went to Ellen and Portia’s for Thanksgiving dinner, just the four of them. But this year, because Ellen didn’t invite her, she wasn’t doing anything for Thanksgiving.
“Well, too late, we have other people,” Ellen joked.
Ellen: Jennifer Aniston Dogs
Jennifer Aniston said she had one of her dogs, Clyde, because of Ellen and Portia. Clyde sings when he takes a bath. But when Jennifer Aniston imitated the noise it didn’t sound at all like singing.
Jennifer Aniston had just lost her dog of 15 years, Norman, when Portia and Ellen sent her a picture of Clyde and said they knew no one could replace Norman, but Clyde looked pretty special. Jennifer agreed and went right to the shelter and bought him. She said he needed to be rescued.
Ellen TV: Jennifer Aniston on Big Butts
Ellen showed Jennifer her joke Christmas card, where she and Portia imitated the famous Kim Kardashian photo. Jennifer Aniston said that that shape is very popular now, which she didn’t understand because women have been working so hard for so long for a small butt. “I’m so confused now,” she joked.
Ellen said what confused her was that so many people have the shape now, like Kim Kardashian and Iggy Azalea. “Do we purchase the shape?” Jennifer Aniston joked.
“You could purchase it, I think,” Ellen joked.
Jennifer Aniston said it’s kind of like Ellen’s Adjust-a-Bust. She also wondered what the point of spending $2,500 on temporary breast implants for just 24 hours. Why not just stuff your bra?
Ellen: Jennifer Aniston Wedding?
Ellen said that Jennifer Aniston’s wedding plans are so secretive that none of her friends know when the right date is. So when she invites them over and they can’t make it, they wonder whether they should, just in case she does get married.
Ellen TV: Jennifer Aniston Horrible Bosses 2 Review
Jennifer Aniston said she thinks Horrible Bosses 2 is even funnier than the first one. Because she knew Ellen was such a big fan, she gave her a giant framed poster of the movie with Ellen photoshopped in.
Ellen: Jennifer Aniston Cake Review
Jennifer Aniston is in the new movie Cake and she’s getting Oscar buzz for the movie. Jennifer Aniston said the movie about a woman who has gone through a lot of trauma and is living with chronic pain. She’s addicted to pain meds and is making the decision to keep living every day. She becomes obsessed with this other woman who is in her chronic pain group that commits suicide. She goes on a journey to find out how the person had the courage to kill themselves. Jennifer Aniston said it sounds really depressing and it really is.
Ellen said it’s a huge departure because Jennifer Aniston is never that dark and she’s really good in it.
Ellen TV: Jennifer Aniston Bad Words Game
Jennifer Aniston and Ellen played a game where they each had to say a word that you say instead of a bad word, like “Darn.” While playing, though, Jennifer Aniston’s breast size slowly started to increase. It turned out she was wearing the Adjust-a-Bust! It was a hilarious moment. After the game, she showed off her new bust with her hands on her hips, striking different poses.
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