Kathie Lee & Hoda: How to Get to Poughkeepsie & Next Generation Condom

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Kathie Lee & Hoda: Going To Poughkeepsie

Kathie Lee and Hoda really wanted to talk about some new information in Cosmopolitan about women reaching the height of pleasure but they needed a word to use for the actual word, so they substituted it for “heading to Poughkeepsie.”

Anyways, in the Cosmopolitan issue they found that women take about 30 to 60 minutes on average to get to Poughkeepsie. Kathie Lee believed the statistics but she said there are a lot of different ways to reach Poughkeepsie, from doing it yourself to doing it with someone else. She also added that it depends on your state of mind. If you are not thinking about getting there, it is going to be harder to make it.

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It might not be for Hoda though. She said she always just imagines Gerard Butler when she is heading to Poughkeepsie. The Cosmopolitan article also found that some women have weird ways of getting there. One woman said she can not reach Poughkeepsie unless her eyebrows are being stroked.

Kathie Lee & Hoda: How to Get to Poughkeepsie & Next Generation Condom

Kathie Lee and Hoda talked about a new Cosmopolitan poll about getting to “Poughkeepsie” and they looked at one of the products for the next generation condom.

Kathie Lee & Hoda: Breath Smells After Reaching Poughkeepsie

Kathie Lee and Hoda also had some little-known information about reaching Poughkeepsie courtesy of a TED talk by Mary Roach. The co-hosts found out that reaching Poughkeepsie will cause bad breath about an hour after it is finished and that reaching Poughkeepsie is a good cure for the hiccups.

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Kathie Lee & Hoda: Bill Gates Foundation Offers $100,000 For New Condom

The Bill Gates Foundation is putting up $100,000 for the first person who can make a condom for the new generation. With tons of submissions pouring in, one German man is making quite a splash with his condom slingshot.

The condom slingshot is just like what it seems. It looks like a gun with a place on the barrel of the gun to put a condom. When you pull the trigger the gun slingshots the condom into place. And it does not look pleasant. If anything went wrong when using this contraption, you might lose your manhood.

Kathie Lee & Hoda: Inappropriate Words To Use Over 50

The Huffington Post recently compiled a list of words that no one over the age of 50 should ever say and Kathie Lee and Hoda wanted to weigh in on all the words from the list.

  • Freaking – Kathie Lee didn’t seem to mind it but Hoda said no one over 50 should be using it.
  • Neat- Both of them seemed to think this one was okay. I mean what could be wrong with saying “neat?”
  • Smashed (Like a person drank too much) – Both the hosts agreed if someone is so drunk there is no other word than smashed, then you have to use it.
  • Hottie – No one over the age of 30 should be using this word and bothof the hosts agreed.

Kathie Lee & Hoda: Friday Funny April 12 2013

Kathie Lee had another Friday Funny today and this one was actually kind of funny.

Several men are in a locker room at a golf club when a phone sitting on a bench starts to ring. One of the men picks up and the wife on the other end said “Hello honey.” The husband said hello and asked her what she needed. The wife then proceeded to tell the husband she found a dress she loved for $1,000 so he told her to buy it. Then she said she found a great Mercedes that was only $80,000 and he told her to buy it too. Finally, she told him she found their dream home for $950,000 and the man told her not to offer more than $900,000. The wife said thank you and love you and then hung up. When the wife hung up, the man looked at the other guys in the locker room and asked, “Whose phone is this?”

Kathie Lee & Hoda: 3D Printed Jewelry

Bobbi Thomas stopped by the fourth hour of the Today Show to show the co-hosts some personalized jewelry she found on Etsy from a number of different retailers on the site.

She also found some 3D printed jewelry made by ShapeWays.com. All of the jewelry is custom made by a 3D printer and customers can order their own designs to be made into jewelry.

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