The Chew Extra Value Friday: Kyle Busch & The Fastest Food On Earth

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The Chew May 3 2013 & Kyle Busch

Recapo update: Here are this show’s dishes.

The Chew Extra Value Friday: Kyle Busch & The Fastest Food On Earth

The Chew will be whipping up the fastest meals on Extra Value Friday May 3 2013, with special guest NASCAR driver Kyle Bush.

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Fridays are, by their very nature, fast. Despite being what is most likely the least productive day of the work week, everyone is in one heck of a hurry to get out of there. How can you move about your day at a near-constant neck-break speed if you are spending two hours waiting on a meal? The Chew’s May 3 show has NASCAR driver Kyle Busch to help make faster meals.

Why make a strip steak when it will make you six minutes late for that quick date that could, perhaps by next May, turn into your big day? See, with that totally lame string of rhymes, I built a pretty sizable argument for moving faster on Fridays all the time.

The Chew: Fastest Food On Earth

When I think of fastest food on Earth, I’m thinking of food that will add girth. Perhaps enough to the point where I may look like I am about to give birth. I would prefer to be at a dearth of body fat that would lead me to an early grave in the dirt, so for them to show us food that is fast similar to McDonald’s last and healthier options first,  my ears would as a result be perked.

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If they could show me a way to quickly make chicken breast, that would be the best. Sometimes, us working class people have only a sec, if not less, in between the schedule oriented mess that often makes us feel pain in the chest.

I would like them to show me food unlike that of a drive through that I will have time to prepare without really putting my mind to. I would like to sleep walk into my kitchen and prepare some fixin’s that make the inside of my arteries glisten and yet would simultaneously be fitting for the dinner table of President Nixon. If you are reading, The Chew, I hope you listen!

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