Jerry Springer: Boyfriend Drama
Two women are fighting over the same man, so it’s a typical Monday on Jerry Springer. The ladies take off their heels for a cage match over their inattentive and rude boyfriend, Mike. They think they are battling it out for his heart, but does he even want them? He tells them both that the fighting does nothing to impress him. He even laughs when one of the girls goes to slap him.
The girlfriends scream and accuse him, saying they were supposed to be together forever. Mike brushes it off, unfazed, and asks why they think he even wants them. Talk about a slap in the face.
Jerry Springer: Wannabe Singer
Another couple deals with a boyfriend’s need to be the male Taylor Swift. He doesn’t feel the need to tell Jerry about his girlfriend’s bad qualities the traditional way, he’s written a song about it. He boasts about his talents and how his music career is about to take off. He asks Jerry, “Just look at me. Who wouldn’t want to be with me?”
Then he sings a song about his nagging girlfriend’s faults and how she makes him feel. The song is so bad that he can’t even get the audience to give him a pity clap. His girlfriend expresses everyone’s emotion when she rolls her eyes. The crowd viciously boo’s the boyfriend’s song.
It will be interesting to see why she stays with this joke on today’s Jerry Springer.