Jerry Springer: Girlfriend Wants Her Raccoon Back & MC Cheats-a-Lot

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Jerry Springer: Baby Raccoon & Cheating MC

On March 19 2013, a couple is fighting not only over each other, but over their shared pet raccoon. Then, MC Cheats-a-Lot with his girlfriend, but will they live happily ever after?

Jerry Springer: That’s My Raccoon, I Mean Boyfriend

Jerry Springer: Girlfriend Wants Her Raccoon Back & MC Cheats-a-Lot

On March 19 2013, a girlfriend is fighting for her raccoon, or is it her boyfriend? Who knows.

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Lindsey and Austin adopted a baby raccoon together. That’s the true test of love, raising a wild rodent. Austin may love his furry friend, but he’s not been so keen on Lindsey lately. In fact, his raccoon may be calling another woman “mom” soon. Austin has been cheating on Lindsey. And here we all thought their love was so strong.

Austin’s girl on the side will look like she got attacked by a raccoon by the time Lindsey finishes with her. Slapping, hair pulling and scratching, Austin still gets down on one knee for the other woman. I’m betting we’ll see them on Judge Judy fighting for raccoon custody soon.

Jerry Springer: MC Cheats-a-Lot

An MC has lost his confidence on stage and with his girlfriend. She’s fed up with his lazy attitude and how he doesn’t go out for jobs anymore.

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With the track record on Jerry Springer, it’s common for the men or women that are getting mentally beat down by their partners to seek love elsewhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if this MC was going elsewhere for his needs.

And right on cue, there is the other woman! Now that someone else sees potential in her man, the girlfriend is ready to fight for her lazy MC boyfriend. Music makers, wild animals and name calling, you’ve hit the jackpot of weird on March 19 2013.

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