Ellen March 1 2013 Preview
It’s a jam packed Friday on Ellen! From rapper to underwear model to talking teddy bears, Mark Wahlberg is making the ladies swoon. Another rapper and now one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, Sean “Diddy” Combs is going to tell us what we’re supposed to call him now. Happy Endings Casey Wilson drops by and a performance from Bonnie Raitt rounds off the episode. It’s so much star power in one hour I don’t know if we’re ready for it.
Ellen: Mark Wahlberg & Sean “Diddy” Combs
Mark Wahlberg gave us one of the most iconic images of all time: Marky Mark in Calvin Kleins. Sean Combs, P. Diddy, Diddy, Puff Daddy; we’re not really sure what to call him. These incredibly successful and handsome fellas are sitting down for a joint interview. They’re teaming up for something no one sees coming, a new drink called AQUAhydrate. It’s for those like like to play hard and then have to get up to work hard.
My hope was on a new rap album and that Ted was a featured guest artist. I can see it now, a free pair of Marky Mark underwear with every CD. It would have been glorious.
Ellen: Casey Wilson Happy Endings
While I’ve never seen Happy Endings, I know that Casey Wilson is hilarious. She’s been on Saturday Night Live and starred alongside Oscar-winner Anne Hathaway in Bride Wars. The one thing I don’t agree with Wilson on is her creation of “pajoveralls.” I can stand pajama jeans, but not these monstrosities. Just like her character on Happy Endings, you have to be in a really dark place to put these things on.
Ellen: Bonnie Raitt Slipstream