Ellen: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2
Ellen presented a mock scene that she wrote for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 with cast members from the film, including Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Peter Facinelli. They also talked about a surprise proposal, Robert Pattinson’s butt, and Twilight fans. Could you picture Ellen in the movie? She could.
Twilight Edward & Bella Wedding
The scene began with cast members standing around in a circle congratulating Bella and Edward on their recent marriage.
One of their friends says, “I just know they’re going to be happy forever…and ever…and ever…”
That cast member was interrupted by another man who said, in a hilariously hammed up tone, “Because we’re vampires.”
Edward Cheats On Bella With Ellen?
Then Ellen walked out onstage, proclaiming, “Hello, Edward!”
Edward looked bewildered and uncomfortable, saying “Linda!” in a way that seemed to question why she was there.
“Who’s Linda?” Bella asked.
Linda was very upset that Edward clearly hadn’t told Bella at all about her.
“I was the first woman he ever loved!” Linda said.
After another cast member challenged the validity of that statement, Linda bent over and said, “I have the bruises to prove it!”
This was a funny moment because in the movie, Bella has bruises after first sleeping with Edward.
Taylor Lautner Imprints Taylor Swift
Ellen, still in character as Linda, reached over to Taylor Lautner, in character as Jacob, and said, “Didn’t I see you at a Taylor Swift concert? Weren’t you trying to imprint her?”
Imprinting is a term in the Twilight series that basically means a Quileute shape-shifter (or in other words, a wolf-dude) becomes helplessly infatuated with a person and theretofore will do anything for her.
“I’ll never forget the day we imprinted,” Linda said as she put her hands on Edward’s shoulders.
Edward stammered for the words to express how uncomfortable he was discussing that in front of Bella.
Ellen: Team Edward vs. Team Jacob
“Don’t worry, I’m not on Team Edward anymore, or Team Jacob,” Linda said. “I’m on a completely different team.”
Everyone cracked up at that joke, because Ellen is openly gay.
Ellen: What To Expect When You’re Expecting…
One of the female cast members asked Linda why she was there at all, if not to seduce Jacob or Edward.
Linda explained that she brought a gift for Edward and Bella. She called her assistant onstage. He came out carrying a book and wearing a very cheesy Dracula outfit.
“I got you a gift–What To Expect When You’re Expecting A Demon Baby,” Linda said and she handed Bella and Edward the book.