Ellen: Kenny Chesney Missouri Joke
Kenny Chesney was on Ellen today and he had a really strange joke he wanted to tell Ellen. It seems like everyone has jokes ready when they stop by Ellen. Remember Matthew Perry’s puppet joke? Or his polar bear joke? Well here is another crazy joke for you:
There is an old couple driving home from Florida where they spent the entire winter relaxing. On the way home to Missouri they get pulled over by a cop. The couple pulls over, the cop walks up to the car and asks for the driver’s license of the woman. “What did the cop say,”she yelled at her husband. “He wants your driver’s license,” the husband said. Next the cop mentioned the women was from Missouri. “What did the cop say,” the women asked her husband he told her, “He noticed you were from Missouri.” Finally the cop mentioned he had some of the worst love making of his life in Missouri. “What did he say,” the woman asked her husband. “He said he might know you,” said the husband.
Ellen: Kenny Chesney Selling Out Stadiums Around the Country
Kenny Chesney has been tour for his new album for some time now and Ellen said she could not believe how many stadiums he has been selling out and just how much his tours have grown over the years.
“People aren’t just hearing the song on the radio,” Chesney said. “They are living with them.”
Kenny Chesney: Blue Chair Bay Rum Review
Kenny Chesney has a new type of rum coming out, Blue Chair Bay Rum, and he was really excited to talk about it. He said he is having the same types of feelings he had when he released his first album.
If you looking to buy some, Chesney said it is not available just yet but he said it will be soon.
Ellen: Kenny Chesney Drinking Game
Ellen wanted to play a drinking with Chesney but he was the only one playing. She read off the questions from her card and for every answer he got right, he had to take a drink out of a shot glass in front of him. The tray of shot glasses weren’t all rum through. Some of them were water. He just didn’t know which ones were which.
- Your name is Kenny Chesney – That was true and he picked up a shot of rum.
- Your new CD is coming out April 30 2013 – That was true too but lucky for Chesney he grabbed a shot of water next.
- You have a duet on your album with Willie Nelson – That was also true and Chesney grabbed a shot this time.
- You brought copies of your new CD for everyone in the audience – That was true too but Chesney grabbed a shot of water for his last drink.
Ellen: Kenny Chesney Performs “Pirate Flag”
Kenny Chesney performed his new single, “Pirate Flag,” off his latest album, Life on a Rock.
The song was pretty good. I mean it was what you would expect from Kenny Chesney. Country vocals layered over a lot of guitar. You can check it out for yourself in the video below.