Ellen DeGeneres: Study Shows Women Talk More
A new study shows that the average woman talks 20,000 words a day while the average man talks only 7,000. It’s always better when women talk. Think about a woman not talking and just staring at you.
“You feel ashamed and you don’t know why,” Ellen said.
You can really see the difference in a woman hosting a talk show, like the cat fighting on The View, compared to Steve Harvey. Ellen said another thing is that she takes minutes during her day to focus, because when she breathes and let’s it all go she can be like a lazer pointing on the topic. Then she began to ramble about cows and dried cranberries. Thankfully, her dance came and she go back on topic.
Ellen Show: Amy Tries Out Colgate’s Caffeinated Toothbrush
Ellen gets word on some of the craziest new inventions and she gives them to her guinea pig, I mean staff writer Amy, to try out. Colgate has announced that they are going to make a toothbrush that releases caffeine when you brush. Amy found this interesting, but it wasn’t until she realized it was keeping her up all night long that it became a problem.
These things always end with Amy running through a wall at full force.
“Amy is fantastic, but she has cost us over $80,000 this season in drywall alone,” Ellen said.
Kevin the Cashier Invades Foot Locker
Who doesn’t love Kevin the Cashier, played by Adam? Then clearly you have no humor. This week, Kevin/Adam gave us part two of the Foot Locker store spoof.
Kevin joked about taking orders for patrons and weird ways to test out shoes.
“Where did you learn that?” “We have a Foot Locker college we go to,” Kevin said.
Next, Kevin made people uncomfortable by joking that he had to really spray the inside of the shoe to disinfect after trying them on. He sprayed the show until it dripped out. Nasty, but clean.