Ellen: Rosetta Stone Learn Whale From Dory & Skimpy Swimsuit Season

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“Is This a Swim Suit?” Season

Ellen: Rosetta Stone Learn Whale From Dory & Skimpy Swimsuit Season

Rosetta Stone came out with a new set of language discs, read by Ellen DeGeneres, that teach you Whale. Just don’t try it while wearing a skimpy swimsuit.

What gets you down more than bathing suits? That whole, “You have a few weeks until bathing suit season?” That’s just annoying. Ellen said that she was recently looking for a conservative one-piece bathing suit and found some interesting offenders.

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First up, a pink panda. No, we’re not kidding. The front of the suit is a pink panda and the back is a bow with a strappy open back. Ellen didn’t think it was finished yet. Another one piece option leaves horrible tan lines. At $144, it will make your tummy look like a “garden trellace,” Ellen said. But fear not, it gets worse and worse. Crochet swim suits are for women that are overly confident.

“I shower in more than this,” Ellen said.

The final suit was “not for anyone,” Ellen said. It resembled the Sacha Baron Cohen swim-overall. Not cute, not cute at all.

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Rosetta Stone Makes Whale Language

The creepiest language you can learn is Whale. As spoken by the talented Ellen DeGeneres, Rosetta Stone has made a special set of language discs. You can learn Whale just like Dory from Finding Nemo and Finding Dory. 

Just kidding, but isn’t this informercial hilarious?

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