Ellen: New Year’s Resolutions
Imagine you’ve just woken up, it’s noon, you’re hungover, you’re covered in cool whip and a banjo is next to you. It’s New Year’s Day. Are you in a position to be making resolutions? That’s the scenario Ellen painted, before raising her hand, looking around and saying, “Anybody? Anyway. Hypothetical, I was just wondering.”
Ellen: Fan Resolutions
Ellen asked her Facebook friends to tell her their New Year’s resolutions. One fan said she was going to quit smoking, another said she was going to quit men. One said she was trying to look great naked for her trip to Vegas.
“What are you planning to do in Vegas?” Ellen asked.
Then, it was time to dance!
Ellen: The Most Easily Scared Man In The World
Ellen showed a video of a guy from Norway who is supposedly the most easily scared man in the world. The video was full of great pranks toward the man, including dropping a plant in front of him while he explained his job and making it look like there was a human head inside a box he picked up.
Ellen said that man in Norway must be the second most easily scared man in the world, because one of her staff, Andy, is actually the most easily scared man in the world. Ellen had Andy come out and sit in the chair and told him he was going to get a flu shot. The entire time, Andy was looking around, scared, wondering what Ellen was going to do to him.
A nurse came out and had Andy sign some papers and then gave him a flu shot. It was really funny to watch, because Andy was convinced whatever was happening was just to scare him.