Ellen: Mario Lopez Spanish Cat Joke & Girl Breaks Apple With Head

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Ellen Loves Washington Wizard Jason Collins

Ellen wished Washington Wizards player Jason Collins congratulations on coming out this week. He is the first major sports player that has expressed his homosexuality

“When he came out of the closet he had to duck,” Ellen joked about the seven-foot-tall Collins.

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She said that he is an incredible role model for kids everywhere. Because of Jason Collins, a young boy might be playing basketball somewhere and know that it’s okay to play a sport he loves and be who he is. She dedicated her dance to Jason Collins and his awesomeness today.

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Young Boy From the Phillippines Sings On YouTube

Last week, Ellen found a little boy from the Philippines on YouTube. His singing was fantastic. Ellen wants to bring him to her show and have him sing. I feel the next Greyson Chance being born!

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Ellen, Here’s My Talent: Pony Loving Girl

Ellen is still searching for someone that has an amazing talent. She desperately wants to give them $10,000.

Ellen: Mario Lopez Spanish Cat Joke & Girl Breaks Apple With Head

Ellen had International Classic Joke Tuesday with Mario Lopez and his Spanish cat joke. Also, a Canadian girl broke an apple with her head. (image credit: s_bukley / Shutterstock.com)

Mary Compton said she has the best talent of all. She can make herself laugh, but it takes a while to get it going. It would win creepiest talent.

The next talent was from a YouTube user named “Pony Loving.” She is a young girl that gallops around her yard on all fours. She can jump fences like a horse.

“She is great in the ring, but you do not want to get stuck behind her on the trail,” Ellen joked.

Another talent, this one from Canada, was quite shocking. This college student can place her finger on an apple, then cut the apple in half with her head. OUCH.

Classic Joke Tuesday: International Edition

“Everyone’s Favorite Hot Tamale” Mario Lopez told a joke in honor of Cinco De Mayo. He also treated us to a little salsa dancing.

“Do you need to take your shirt off to take the joke?” Ellen tried to help us out.

There were two cats on the roof. One says “Meow meow.” The other says “Guow guow.” The other cat says “What’s that?” “Oh, that’s my second language.”

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