Ellen: Jet Lag
Ellen is really tired from her trip to Australia. She’s been back for a couple of days, but she is having trouble getting back into her routine. She said it’s like when you spring forward an hour, times 18. Hopefully she can get her energy back to dance.
Ellen still wants your videos of koala-ing. You just run and jump on someone, holding onto them like a koala. Keep ’em coming, because they’re hilarious.
Ellen: New Ellen Shop Products
Inspired by her trip to Australia, Ellen put some new products in the Ellen Shop. She now has tees and tanks with Australia on them. She also is selling a koala made out of koal-ity materials. Just kidding, it’s made in China, Ellen said.
Ellen: Oh, Puh-lice
In a new segment called “Oh, Puh-lice,” fans sent in hilarious police reports. A Denver newspaper reported a “suspicious coin” was found to be a quarter. In Massachusetts, a 20 pound cat went “haywire” and barred it’s owners from their home. Police were called to a neighborhood in North Carolina for suspicious behavior. It turned out to be four men with flashlights comparing facial hair growth. Finally, a man in Idaho was heard yelling for help. Turns out he had lost his dog named Help.
Ellen: Kitty In a Vase
It’s hump day, you need a brain break. Just sit back and enjoy the cute in this segment of Ellen’s cute web videos.
First we have a kitty that is stuck in a vase. If that wasn’t enough cat video for you, Ellen had a kitten dancing in it’s sleep. For the dog lovers, Ellen played the super adorable clip of a puppy learning to catch.
For the humans, we saw a badly placed proposal and a little girl had trouble saying “banana.” Ellen left us laughing with a video of a grandpa dancing something that wasn’t Gangnam Style. Let’s just all stop doing that dumb dance now.