Ellen: Billionaire Launching Trip To Mars
Yes, you read that right. A billionaire is launching a trip to Mars. The billionaire isn’t going though. He’s looking for an average joe or two to spend 501 days in a capsule half the size of an RV. That’s 501 day with no shower, limited food and drinking water made from your recycled sweat.
Ellen said it’s still better than the last Carnival Cruise.
Ellen: Is Queen Elizabeth Batman?
In Bradford, England, someone dressed as Batman delivered a wanted burglar to the police station. The story made national news and people want to know who the caped crusader was.
Luckily, Ellen may have cracked the caper. She noticed that Queen Elizabeth went into the hospital over the weekend around the same time as Batman appeared. She then came out of the hospital this week completely healthy. Guys, Queen Elizabeth might just be Batman. Which means that Kate Middleton is totally Robin.
There is still time to send in your best koala-ing videos! If you’re having trouble and don’t know who to koala here are some suggestions from other submissions. You can koala your brother, your mom, your teacher, your school’s mascot, an accordion player or even a moving car.
Ellen: What’s Wrong With These Photos?
Have you seen something lately and just gone, “What the…?” Send it to Ellen! This week she showed us submissions of photos that were photobombed by beach goers. One woman found this label on the front of a package at her office, “Contents made in the following countries: SCREW-CHINA.” Awkward.
Ellen: Kai Sings Bruno Mars
Four-year-old Kai caught Ellen’s attention last week when she found him on YouTube singing “Grenade” by Bruno Mars. She invited him to the show to talk more about his adorable singing. Kai made Ellen a special piece of artwork. His dad helped him by drawing a heart and writing, “I’m excited to go to Ellen. You are the best Ellen in the whole world. I don’t want any other Ellen.”
Then, Kai performed his cover of “Grenade.” He said it’s his favorite song and he likes to use his hands when he sings. He told Ellen that his little sister doesn’t know the words but she tries to sing along. Excuse me while I try to recover from all the cute.
Ellen and Bruno Mars gifted Kai and his family with tickets to Bruno’s Unorthodox Jukebox concert. Ellen also gave Kai a huge supply of superhero toys.