Ellen: Back From Australia
Ellen is back! Did you miss her as much as we did? She has been off for three weeks because she was sick and then took a vacation in Australia. She promised to recap her trip for us later, but she said it was an amazing week. I was following Gluteus Mikesimus‘ tweets throughout the week and it sounded like he was enjoying himself.
Ellen: Finding Dory
Ellen was pleased to announce today that Pixar and Disney are making a sequel to Finding Nemo. Ellen will reprise her role as Dory, the fish with short-term memory loss. The film will be called Finding Dory and it will be all about her. I’m not really shocked that it’s Finding Dory since she’s probably been lost for the last 10 years and that’s why we haven’t gotten a sequel yet. Finding Dory will hit theaters in November 2015.
Now if only I could start a campaign for The Incredibles 2.
Ellen: Classic Joke Tuesday
Ellen missed several Classic Joke Tuesdays, so she made up for it today.
Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? iHop
Why do melons get married in church? Because they cantaloupe.
Ellen: Uranus Day
Steve Carell wanted to make sure that Ellen observed a very important holiday, Uranus Day. March 13 was Uranus Day and he sent Ellen an awareness video.
“Ellen, we all love Uranus,” he said.
Ellen: April Fools’ Day
Yesterday was April Fools’ Day, and I’m shocked that Ellen let that go by! She put together a montage of her best pranks to tide us over for another year. I’m sure she’ll keep on pranking. We got to see new Ellen staff members get scared, Abraham Lincoln photobomb guests and of course, Ellen’s scares on stage.
My favorite was when she shocked Taylor Swift in her dressing room. Taylor actually fell on the floor! It’s strange that she didn’t say Ellen would go to the underworld for pranking her but she wants Tina Fey gone because of a joke.