Ellen: Tanning Pills
There are pills for everything. From weight loss to weight gain to energy boosters to everything else, there is a pill somewhere out there that can help you with your problem. Pills are like the real life versions of smartphone apps.
Anyways, there is now a new pill for tanning. Apparently the pill makes your skin darker over the course of two weeks meaning which means no one has to go outside anymore. At least that problem got solved. I know a lot of people were having trouble with the whole going outside thing.
Ellen: Deo Perfume Candy Makes Your Body Smell Like Flowers
Ellen found a new candy, called Deo Perfume Candy, she doesn’t want to try. This new candy, from Bulgaria, is said to give the entire body the faint smell of flowers. It is said to work because the candy contains rose oil, which can not be digested by the body leading the candy makers to believe the rose oil will evaporate through the skin and give off a light floral scent.
Too bad Ellen couldn’t eat one. She said if she goes down, this who show goes down. Good thing she had Tony who was willing to try as many as it took for him to smell like flowers.
Matthew Perry Co-Hosts Ellen
Ellen invited Matthew Perry on the show for some more awesome jokes. It is actually the third time he has been on the show this month and the first time he came on the show in April he told a joke that Ellen let her audience vote on. Surprisingly, it did not get a good response.
Ellen: Matthew Perry Joke Hotline Crashes
After Matthew Perry told his puppet joke last time he was on the show, Ellen put up a hotline for people to call and say whether they liked the joke or not and if they didn’t like it, why not. Apparently so many people called the hotline it crashed, but not before a few people could leave some voicemails for Perry.
A few of the voicemails revealed that some people didn’t like the joke very much, while a few of the callers seemed to like it. Well, at least all the callers who weren’t Matthew. You’ll get what I’m saying when you watch the video below.