Ellen: Jet Lag Be Gone
Just when Ellen’s jet lag went away, something much worse happened. Ellen was moving a heavy table, trying to be helpful. She wanted to move it for her movers to get to it easier. Makes sense. She said she forgot her back was made out of rice noodles and, well, you can guess what happened next. Ouch. Ellen said her back went out and it wasn’t pretty.
Luckily, she has a guy on call for situations like this. No man has straightened her out like her chiropractor, Ellen said.
Ellen: Elle Decor Magazine
Look at Ellen and Portia looking all cute on Elle Decor magazine. Ellen decided to photograph their farm house after she finished decorating it. Ellen said her passion is home decorating. I’d love to know why she put a grand sitting room in her stables. Is that necessary? It sure is lovely.
Ellen: Classic Joke Tuesday
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a ghost?
Ellen said this is a Classic Joke Tuesday cliffhanger! You have to check back next week for the epic conclusion. In the mean time, here’s a knock knock joke:
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Cash. (Cash who?) No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut!
Ellen: The Next CoverGirl
Last month, Alexis became Ellen’s next CoverGirl. She checked back in with Ellen today and said it’s been unreal.
Ellen: American Country Music Awards
Recently, Jeanie and Alexis went to cover the ACM Awards. They were on the red carpet and Alexis almost passed out when she met Hunter Hayes. I almost fainted when he came on the screen, so I can’t imagine meeting him in person.
Lady Antebellum said congrats to Ellen for Finding Dory. They made up a new slogan for the sequel, “It’s all right to forget, as long as you own it.” Excellent.
Keith Urban smells good, said Alexis. He told Ellen there is nothing you can do when you’re jet lagged except ride it out. After meeting all of those people Alexis still didn’t get to meet Brad Paisley. Wouldn’t you know it, Brad is on Ellen today! He came out and gave her a big hug.