Ellen: Jerry O’Connell
The last time he was on Ellen, Jerry O’Connell wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny speedo. He ran up and down the aisles for charity. His wife, Rebecca Romijn, asked him later why he didn’t stuff the speedo. Ouch.
Jerry said he is no Giles Marini, who also wore underwear on an episode of Ellen. Jerry said the internet was comparing them after the show. He joked that he wishes he had Giles’ body but it’s more like an elderly woman.
Ellen: Jerry O’Connell Kids
Dolly and Charlie are now four-years-old. Jerry said he is not the perfect father to two girls, especially when getting ready for school. He has no idea how to French braid and thinks scrunchies are still in. Oh, Jerry. Luckily, one of his girls is a tomboy and doesn’t mind the cowgirl look. The other, he said, is into princesses and sparkles.
Ellen: Jerry O’Connell Karate Video
Jerry and Rebecca put the girls in sports to get them out of the house for a few hours. Dolly’s soccer coach called and said that she showed absolutely no interest in soccer. Jerry laughed and told him that she was his for an hour of practice, and Jerry needed the break.
I wonder if there is a celebrity rule on America’s Funniest Home Videos. Jerry signed the girls up for karate to teach them discipline. He brought a video of the girls practicing to show Ellen. One of the girls goes in for a karate punch and gets Jerry right in the crotch. Then I died laughing.
Ellen: Scary Move 5
In Scary Movie 5, Jerry plays Christian Grey. Yes, from 50 Shades Of Grey. He bought the book to read before he got the role. He said that he was enjoying the book up until page 70, when things started getting crazy. He was well-warned by every woman he came across.
Ellen: Scary Jerry
To let Ellen’s staff know that Scary Movie 5 comes out Friday, Jerry set up a scaring station in her hallway. He got a couple people really good, but then he tripped a poor staffer. She wiped out and Jerry forgot to tell her about Scary Movie 5. Now she’ll never know!
Ellen got Jerry pretty good, too. You can’t prank someone on Ellen without her.