Ellen: Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore Anniversary
In light of the then-impending sixth anniversary of Ashton Kutcher‘s marriage to Demi Moore, Ellen asked Ashton what the traditional sixth anniversary gift is. New Two and a Half Men star Ashton said the traditional gift is candy, which frustrates him because he feels that candy is harder to be creative with than wood or any of the other traditional themes.
Ellen said she thought he might have trouble with that, so she prepared some gifts for him to give to Demi.
“Don’t let her see this show,” Ellen joked. “You came up with this yourself.”
Ellen: Ashton Kutcher In A Candy Cami
Ellen reached around her chair and grabbed an erotic cami made of candy and handed it to Ashton.
“I love it! I love it!” Ashton said. Then, true to form, Ashton put the cami over his chest as though he were trying to envision himself wearing it. “I think it’ll look great! Do you think she’ll like it?”
Ellen: Ashton Kutcher In A Candy Thong
Then Ellen grabbed a second and even more provocative gift. It was a thong made of candy! Once again, Ashton feigned confusion as though he though the thong were intended for him. He began to put it on but Ellen stopped him.
“No!” she said. “It’s backwards.”
“Oh–it goes up the butt!” Ashton said, again playing coy.
Ashton pulled the candy thong about halfway up his legs and then stopped.
“They’re a little tight,” he said. “They’re just a little tight. They’re not coming up over the thighs.”
“Well that’s because you’ve got that large wallet,” Ellen said, very obviously implying that she was referring to his penis and not his wallet.
Giving up, Ashton sat back down in his chair and ate a piece of candy off the cami, which was still dangling from his shoulders. Ellen scolded him, saying that he’s supposed to wait to eat the candy with Demi.
Ellen: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Separation
Of course, this segment is actually kind of sad to watch now. Several months after the filming of this episode, Demi Moore announced that she was going to divorce Ashton.